Basement of Assured Future Therapy

I just heard possibly the most inadvertantly inappropriate basement/den fun furniture ad ever. I think it was for pool tables or Ping Pong or something, and it ended with
". . . the cool place for you and your kids' friends to hang out!"

The cool basement! With... your friend's dad! Where you can dance to Michael Jackson records! Just don't tell anybody, 'cause then it wouldn't be cool anymore. So don't tell. EVER.