Oh. What happened to September?

I don't know.

Here's where my life is at right now:
It's 7:00 on Friday night, and I just got excited walking through the warehouse at work because Kleenex has redesigned its corporate tissue boxes.

These are dark days.

Okay. Potential jobs that are not life-sucking:

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I can't think of any right now. Ideas? Come on, people, help a sister out. I'm tired.