Damnable germs and viruses!

1. Uuugh. I'm getting the nose-dripping head-pressurey thing everybody else has got. Don't blame yourselves. It's the way of all things.


2. I'm making a little mental list of things people should say more. Last week was "I'll see you in hell!" which, come on. That's brilliant. Imagine the uses!

You (answering phone): Washington, Adams, Jefferson, and Johnson, Tornadia speaking, I'll see you in hell, how may I help you?

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Bagger: Paper or plastic?
You: I'll see you in hell!

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Bartender: We ran out of the rail whiskey, so I just gave you the good stuff and won't charge you for it.
You: Right on! I'll see you in hell! Thanks, man!

Today, I think that I should use "damnable" more. If you try hard enough, most things are, in fact, able to be damned in the cursed sense, if not in the actual soul-going-to-hell sense. (Hmmm. I spot a theme here.) Pretty soon I'll drive that damnable wagon home, where I can change out of these damnable work clothes. Then...then I'll see you in hell! Haha!

3. LOVING the CDs you loaned me. Nick Cave and L7 in particular.

Okay. Going home to blow my damnable nose.