Small. Plastic. Mighty.
When I’m on a long road trip, I’ve started picking up a totem for the trip—something to be memento and good luck charm, like Silver Lil, the cowgirl on the dashboard. In New Orleans (which was technically a railtrip, I guess), I got this awesome crazy warrior woman. She’s got a very Demolition Dollrods-esque ensemble going, plus a sword almost as tall as she is, and a high-on-head Grrr style ponytail.
Yesterday, shortly after the meeting that caused the two-minute hate, I started digging through my bag looking for some gum. Guess what I found in the bottom of my bag? Supercrazywarrior woman! Hyah! Now she’s sitting on the ledge of my glass cube, to keep evil out of my office. If I had a fancy camera phone, I’d send you a picture. But I don’t. You might be able to see her here:
http://www.hobbytimeny.com/IBS/SimpleCat/product/ASP/product-id/628854.html
Do not be evil!
posted by tornadia @ 1:03 PM
4 Comments:
yes.
because you will lose.
for the forces of evil are on TORNADIA'S side and in TORNADIA'S bag, availing themselves to be used as she sees fit, be it as an armed high-ponytailed guardian by the door, or as a random something that just happens to fall from the sky and bounce with startling trojective force off of some intolerable's noggin.
yes. do not be evil, feeble idiot pen pushers.
i like to collect sex toys and trinkets from the vending machines of our lonely highway's gas stations and truck stops. sadly, i find less and less of them each trip. they're a dying artform. i give them as gifts usually when i arrive. you got one one time, right?
they are often also small, plastic, and mighty, though the assessment of their actual might varies widely by user. uh, and reciever. it varies.
yay! i am on subject!
You know, it's funny you mention that, because just now on my way back from lunch I stuck my hand in the pocket of my raincoat and pulled out a BlackJack black studded condom, a souvenir of your car trip back from NY.
well well. willya looky there.
small. plastic. mighty for some, perhaps.
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