5 Bad Names for Your New Baby Boy
1. Adolph
2. Ashley, Stacy, Leslie, or, for most babies, Cary
3. Gaylord
4. Uranus
5. Tom Cruise
posted by tornadia @ 8:12 PM
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Aw, our first Listen Creaky spamming!
Bad Name for Your New Baby #6: Spammer.
i'd have to say "The Donald" is not too great.
i had a classmate in grade school named Gaylin. he didn't fare too poorly. but perhaps it was just that we were very young then.
stupid mean kids.
i also had a female classmate named Virgee. she didn't seem to suffer. we were, however, all freshmen at an all-female high school at the time where, dispite having that prolly be more than enough, we were at rick of having Nair thrown in our hair at any time. so we were humble folk. (humble folk learning in religion class that the reason the earth was flooded during the whole Noah and his Arc thang was because the world was overtaken by homosexuality, and god wanted to Clean It Out! check it -- Mother Mcauley 1986. the grey haired, humorless teacher who used to be a nun. she's spewing crap, and we're taking copious notes. oh, high school.)
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