At last, Wheaties really will get me going.

THIS JUST IN:

MSNBC announces that Apolo Anton Ohno and Joey Cheek will be featured on boxes of Wheaties. They wouldn't say that just to mess with me, would they?


(You didn't really believe me when I said I had "one last comment" on the Olmpics before, right? Because let's face it: I'm still not done.)