The Madness of March

I wrote a whole thing, and the computer ate it, and I'm way too tired and hungry to stay here and write some more. Welcome spring! Welcome snow, and see you later snow! Don't forget Springfield, which really did get hit quite hard by the tornadoes, and now has 7 inches of snow. Remember to watch Bradley get whomped in the NCAA tournament tomorrow night. Remember the Alamo!

One spring-related thing I'll retype for you: About a week ago I saw a robin and thought "First robin! Spring's here!" Now, a week later, there are about 50,000 robins, and every one of them is standing like a damn fool in the middle of the road. And they're FAT! I thought springtime robins were scrawny. Where are they getting all the worms?