Short track sells out

HEY! Who on earth expected short track speedskating to pop up in commercials months AFTER the Olympics? Everybody's favorite big-brother web service is using short track to emphasize their big fat committment to high-speed service. And it's even got real live women speedskaters. Kudos, generic internet provider!

On an, let's call it "unrelated," note: Have you ever noticed that if you hold your tongue--literally, I mean--and say "asshole," it comes out sounding very much like "AOL"?